Builders.... why do they have to show their bum cleavage so much?

I'm having my boiler replaced.  So I thought... you know what, arrange to work from home and you'll get as much done as you normally do.

Well... little did I know boilers are so messy and noisy to replace.  Seriously... how much dust???  And you have to chuckle when at the end of the day they all toddle off out of the door and say the place is clean.  Clean???  If clean is under half an inch of dust maybe!

But then half an inch of dust is much less distance than the amount of bum cleavage I've endured today.  I'm thinking should I look at making, branding and selling by the bucket load inverted corset pants for builders that keep their bums in check?

I'm sure many a naive eye would thank me in due course!

Do you think they know?  Are they just bottom flashing exhibitionists?  Go and do some manly work and flash a bit of bum cleavage... that's what they must do!

Ah well.. i'm better served for tomorrow and the sequel... chloe won't offer tea or coffee... won't casually meander and enquire what they are doing and generally lock myself in the bedroom....