Come fly with me

Now I know £531m is a decent chunk of change these days... especially when it's added to another £400m from 12 months ago.... that's approaching.... well, a lot of millions!!!

So poor old Willie Walsh is up to his neck in it.  A billion pond loss over 2 years.  Striking unite members and even naughty volcano's are up to no good to make poor innocent Willie worry even more.

So.... I thought ... what could I do to help.  After all I'm British and I wouldn't want our national airline going the way of things.  So here's my outline to save BA.... here goes.

• Step 1 - Change the uniforms.... if you're going on a plane... part of the fun is having a bit of eye candy... for boys and girls.  Could you imagine.... an airline of french maids!  The pricing premium for a bit of seam... a bit of stocking top, a bit of flounce.... a bit of frill.  Male bookings would go through the roof!  Increased prices, increased margins.
• Step 2 - Get shut of the strikers.... it may be bloody.... but progress is in a petticoat... get out of the way because the corsetted maids are out to please and not for themselves.  A little goosing, a little tittilation.... stiff upper lips please... remember the empire!
• Step 3 - Willie... change your name, some very not nice words begin with W and the power of association... hmm... Bill..... something or other, go on be a dear .... ans after all there's too much confusion between you and that irish X factor gobshite, if politicians can unite in the nations interest you can change your name... chop chop

So there you have it... chloes three point plan to bring BA back into profit.  A maid uniform for cabin crew, sack the strikers and WW to change his name.

Well lets be honest.... they may as well try it, it's not like have a better plan is it? ;-)

chloe
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